Friday, May 1, 2009

The Case of the Closet Poop Thickens


soooo....about 2 or 3 months ago (all i know is that it was after bodie was born) we were in our closet and bryan picked up a shirt to find a nice pile of poo on the ground. this was very perplexing to us because neither of our cats have ever had accidents before. "perhaps one of them were locked in our closet?" was the theory i had for a while....until....


bryson woke up one morning (in our room of course) and the first thing he says when he woke up was, "remember when i had a dream that i pooped on the ground?"...interesting...thought I...could the poop in the closet and the pooping in his dream be somehow related? i asked him where he pooped in his "dream" and he told me by the door (which is sorta where we found the closet poop), but when he showed me the exact locale it was indeed by our bedroom door - not the closet. hmmm...mystery unsolved but highly suspicious.


this morning after waking bryson told me that there was a man in our room "fahting" over there. hmmm...what is his name? i asked..."Pooey Gooey" he said. he told me that Pooey Gooey poops and pees on the ground. He has red hair and red eyes "jedi eyes" and lives in outer space in a spaceship. "was pooey gooey the one who pooped in mommy and daddy's closet?" i asked - YES! he said...


Mystery solved...the poop was not from a locked-in cat, or sleepwalking 3 year old - it was from a red haired alien monster named Pooey Gooey. i think bryson should consider a career in CSI.

4 comments:

the BLAH BLAH BLAHger said...

red hair and red eyes who fahrts??? sounds like Uncle Jake.

Whitney Hannah Hill said...

that's hilarious.

Rashelle said...

Move...move now and don't look back!

Kaci Lundgren said...

Evan and I shared a good laugh over that one. Evan didn't know what he was laughing about, he just was trying to be cool.